the french: got it. the country of Allemagne
germans: ...no? that doesn't even sound like it
the english: oh no, we got it, it's Germany
germans: not even close
the polish: it's Niemcy, right?
germans: how are you each getting it wrong in a completely different way
germans: you know what? sure. whatever
germans: i mean at least you tried
japanese: We wrote it with the character for "alone" (独)
germans: ... What are you implying, Japan?